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	bludg-eoner:
	Noun 1. - an assailant who uses a bludgeon
	aggressor, assailant, assaulter, attacker:
	Someone who attacks.

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November 19th 2009
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RECENTLY ADDED

BLUDGEONINGS

November 20th 2009	TERMINATOR 3 - RISE OF THE MACHINES review added. "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines isn't just a movie about killer cyborgs trying to destroy mankind. It's also about pride, integrity and the persistance of mankind. That's right, a total lack of artistic pride and integrity and the persistance of mankind in ruining every classic film ever made."
November 16th 2009	Lining the pocket of thugs. rant added. "So... what can we really say about this chorus? Well it's consistent, that's for sure. Sometimes I wonder if Akon is actually from the more bogan parts of Australia. Especially with his abundant use of "you's", eg. "Oi, you's was calling me a cunt! I'll smash ya, ya fuck!", "Wait up you's guys!" and "You's cunts wanna go shit on someone's driveway?"."
November 6th 2009	THE WANKER DIMENSION. rant added. "Who the fuck is Nicole Kidman!? Oh is she that washed up actress who used to be pull big bucks after straightening her hair, dying her hair, getting heaps of plastic surgery and fluking ONE Oscar Award win?"
October 19th 2009	American Ninja review added. "... if you're looking for a decent script with well developed characters and a challenging storyline, fuck off to the Merchant Ivory section, please... any film that features the hero of the piece flinging a car-jack, a screwdriver and other various assorted vehicle maintenance tools at shitty-acting Philipino extras who seemingly wandered into shot HAS to be worth a slice of your viewing time."
October 7th 2009	FACE/OFF review added. "...in the world of Face/Off, anything is possible, especially things like- John Travolta & Nicolas Cage being in the same vicinity of one another without bashing their heads together constantly."
October 4th 2009	Do The Right Thing review added. "From the very start this film appears incredibly aged in fashion (eg. Michael Jordon clothing features on many occassions with a pair of Air Jordan's being scuffed becoming a centre point of confrontation), music, language, style -aw hell, it's aged in fucking everything, including the film's whole message."
September 25th 2009	I WONDER WHY THEY LEFT ME? decorates divorce cake OH, BECAUSE I'M UTTERLY BITTER. rant added. "American Dalma Heyn, the author of two books on marriage, notes on her website that studies even 16 years ago showed that women were having affairs as often as men."
September 23rd 2009	DVD VS. BLU RAY rant added. "...it also means that Blu Ray movies can have a stupid little bar of blue at the top of every one of their covers so people can scream "OH MY FUCKING GOD! grabs case desperately with both hands and stares down at it while hyperventilating with jaw agape THIS IS A FUCKING BLU RAY MOVIE!!"
August 27th 2009	THE PREVENTATIVE HEALTH TASKFORCE! rant added. "No wonder we have children fucking each other, teenagers binge drinking, a drug addicted society and an obesity epidemic - we're not addressing the SOURCE of the ISSUE!"
August 20th 2009	MAD MAX 2 review added. "...the anti-heroes of the atomically scorched nu-earth should look like "Mad" Max Rocatansky. It should be all mean Clint Eastwood glares, stubbly, sunburnt faces and a serious love of beat-up leather outerwear. Not to mention a wonderfully lawless and selfish world- view which every survivor would adapt in the face of the fall of mankind."