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INCEPTION
(2010)

DIRECTOR:
Christopher Nolan.


STARRING:
Leonardo Dicaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Cillian Murphy.


REVIEWED BY:
THE BLUDGEONER
THE BLUDGEONER
Share August 16th, 2010


STUPID FUCKING MORON 1: Duh... dis pop-up book confuse me... pop-up no make sense!

STUPID FUCKING MORON 2: Duh... dis bowl confuse me... what use for?

STUPID FUCKING MORON 3: Duh... dis movie confuse me... In... In... Incepshing?? What happened? Much talking... lots of fings happen... *drooooooooool*

STUPID FUCKING MORON 1 & 2: INCEPSHING HURT HEEEAD!

STUPID FUCKING MORON 4 (THE BLUDGEONER): *Unlocks safety on Uzi and sprays bullets through SFM 1-3* It's called INCEPTION you fools and it makes perfect fucking sense! You give stupid fucking morons like us a bad name! *spits on carcasses*

Let me explain the point of that drawn out, unnecessary moment of transcripted mocking. From the get-go a majority of people have labelled Inception a confusing and complicated film. A film that is 'mind-bending' and will leave you sitting in your seat blown away. While I certainly was sitting in my seat feeling rather blown away by the last 2 and a half hours of film, I wasn't blown away in the sense that I was so bewildered with confusement it took me a while to regain my mental strength enough to control my motor skills so I could stand and leave the theatre. The fact is - these claims are WRONG. Inception is a straight forward sci-fi thriller, from start to finish. Any claims of it's "complicated" storyline or "confusing" structure can be easily dismissed as some sort of viral hype marketing campaign via indirect gossip.

Further claims of Inception's similarity to The Matrix are also false. Comparisons between Inception and The Matrix are about as clever as comparing Star Trek and Starship Troopers because they are both in space and feature aliens. Actually, right there just proved more reason to compare those two films than you would Inception and The Matrix. Inception is, in basic form, about a group of people who are experts in accessing information from people's minds via their dreams; "dream investigators" - if you will. There is no reference to our lives and all existence as we know it being made up or existing soley in a piece of software. Actually, these two films have almost NOTHING in common, with any shred of similarity ending at the Matrix software of The Matrix and the dreams of Inception containing similar fake people/fake architecture type situations. But, even then, the circumstances are completely different eg. The citizens of the Matrix are controlled by the Matrix, the citizens of the dream world are controlled by the dreamer's subconscious.

My opening two points of criticism are both based on the incorrect hype this movie has already received. Smells like a Christopher Nolan film to me! Ohwwww! wouldn't you know it?! IT IS A CHRIS NOLAN FILM! Just look at that poster will ya:




FROM THE DIRECTOR OF THE DARK KNIGHT!

THE DARK KNIIIIGHT!

THIS FILM HAS LINKS TO THE DARK FUCKING KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! BLLARGRGRGHHUYGYYGAARRRGGGHHH!!!!


My skin just turned itself inside out at the thought of something being linked to The Dark Knight. The sheer awesomeness of that movie has forced the largest biological organ of my being to turn upside down and INSIDE OUT! :O

Of course I'm being sarcastic. I'm still whinging about the hype :) The fact is you don't stand a chance anymore. I thought this movie was going to be shit. Why? Because I don't feed on hype. Upon release - this is all I could grasp:


Inception is... FROM THE DIRECTOR OF THE DARK KNIGHT!

Inception is... THE NEXT FILM LIKE THE MATRIX!

Inception is... ABOUT LOTS OF SCENES OF PEOPLE FIGHTING ON WALLS AND FLOATING WHILE FIGHTING AND LEONARDO DICAPRIO YELLING LOTS WHILE THINGS FLOAT EVERYWHERE AND WOW! SHIT IS FLOATING!


Why the fuck can't "they" just chill out and let the fucking movie be it's own entity! I went into a movie expecting all the bullshit promised to me and came out with my excepectations not only met, but smashed and stomped on! Inception is nothing like the hype it's receiving - but this is a good thing.

INCEPTION_NOLAN_3-FLOATING
^^ I have no idea how we're going to get out of this
gigantic jelly mould?! BAH-DOOM-TISS!!

Inception is primarily about central character, Don Cobb (Dicaprio), who is highly skilled in the art of stealing top secret information from deep within the victim's subconscious. This is acheived via a team of similarly skilled fellows who assist in setting up a controlled dream world for the victim to temporarily exist in. Within this dream state Leo and his team go about acheiving their goal, leaving the victim hopefully oblivious to their efforts.

Cobb and partner, Arthur (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), are at the end of a failed job when they are propositioned with an offer too good to refuse. Cobb seeks a way out of his current situation of theivery and dream states. His wife is dead and his kids have been taken from him due to the lifestyle he leads and for circumstances that I will not spoil, he needs somebody of great authority to free him from his current life, so that he may rightfully return to his children. His demons are dark and they often consume his mind. He seeks redemption and a final job will deliver it to him. The job is to do the opposite of Cobb's usual task - instead of stealing information, they must plant information. They have to plant an idea into the mind of the victim, Robert Fischer (Cillian Murphy), with the idea being Fischer breaking up his near-dead father's multi-million dollar empire.

With an assembled team - including new comer "dream architect", Ariadne (the ever-so ugly Ellen Page), Cobb embarks on the almost impossible mission of diving through three layers of dreams within dreams to implant an idea in the victim's mind. The team will face many challenges along the way, not to mention Cobb's own dark past and guilt over the death of his wife, (bizarrely name) Mal (pronounced "mall" throught the film), coming back to haunt him.

I'll say this, Inception is fucking intense. Within three different dreams worlds lie three different measurements of time. There is an hour of dream time for every 5 minutes of real time. Which means in the dream within the dream, there is an hour of second dream time for 5 minutes of dream time. This means for the case of a dream, within a dream, WITHIN A DREAM - there is an hour of third dream time for every hour of second dream time! Holy shit - that sounds really confusing - but I promise you the film makes it quite straight forward! TO THE INCEPTION TIMELINE TABLE!!

INCEPTION_NOLAN_1-TIMELINE_TABLE

What I'm getting at is the ending of this film is so tense that a HUGE chunk of their mission being acheived (whilst in the third layer of dream) comes down to the time it takes their car to fall off a bridge in the layer of dream 1. This all happens while Arthur faces his own dilemma back in the time system of dream layer 2! All these multi-layered timeframes makes for a tense ending all the way to the very mission deadline!

I'll admit it - Nolan has outdone himself. This film, in my opinion, makes The Dark Knight look like what it is - a fucking Batman movie! The scope, style and substance of this film is almost unmatched within it's genre! The fact that most of the more impressive effect shots are acheived without CGI (when one would assume the only way to do said shot in this day and age would be with CGI) is a true display of champion filmmaking! From the gravity defying combat (with actors actually floating in a zero gravity set) to the folding over of the city, you will be in awe watching this movie knowing that CGI was not used for these scenes. The cinematography alone is to be applauded and if this movie doesn't reek of production Academy Awards I don't know what does?!

The performances are all top notch in this film. Leonardo Dicaprio brings his usual A-game. Cillian Murphy plays the usual rich and disturbed poofter role with a pompous authenticity. Ellen Page brings another good performance, even though her character feels technically underused. The standout performance for me in this movie was Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I've not seen much of his adult work & up until I saw Stop-Loss recently, I only remembered him as the kid from 10 Things I Hate About You and 3rd Rock From The Sun. This guy has matured beyond his years and for the kiss scene between him and Ellen Page alone, his performance must be seen! With the assistance of Dicaprio, Levitt absolutely made this film for me.

The music, the effects, the cinematography, the direction, the acting and most importantly - the STORY - are all as good as it gets with Inception. I truly feel Nolan now deserves his reputation. I didn't want to put all of my eggs into the one Batman basket and now that I've seen this - I know I am not doing so in commending his directing ability.

INCEPTION_NOLAN_4-BEACH

There must be a criticism though... no film is perfect. My ONE criticism... does it REALLY have to be 2.5 HOURS LONG?! Okay, I'll give the film this - it doesn't feel THAT long and to be honest, this story needs a long time to unfold. But I still feel 2.5 hours is fucking excessive. Why do so many movies nowadays have to be so fucking long? Shit, even the comedies are. Funny People was 2.75 hours long for fucks sake! Inception is not the worst example of a bloated film, but I had to find something to whinge about other than the marketing.

One other minor criticism would be the unpleasant business of viewing close up shots of Dicaprio's large, terribly aged head. It is becoming abundantly clear that with each year's passing, Leo ages about five years... Hmmm... kind of like the dreaming timeline thing? 1 year in reality = 5 years in Leo Land! Maybe his head is THAT large that he ages as fast as a small planet would age, only converted to human years?? All I know is that with age, Leo's head gets bigger, while his face shrivels and shrinks to the centre of it - refusing to justify the head size to face size ratio into an equal balance.
^^ Cobb (to Mal): One day... when I pass away... all this miniature sand city... will be yours.

If you enjoy thought inspiring content as much as dazzling visuals, then Inception is your film. If you value originality over repetetive style, then Inception is your film. Simply put, if you're an appreciator of fine cinema - and have a fucking brain - then Inception is not a film to let slip through your radar!

Feeling less confused after seeing Inception, I give this film:
4 OUT OF 5 JAGER-BABIES.
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