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BLACK SNAKE MOAN
(2007)

DIRECTOR:
Craig Brewer


STARRING:
Christina Ricci, Samuel L. Jackson, Justin Timberlake.


REVIEWED BY:
THE BLUDGEONER
LADY MASSACRE
November 2nd, 2008


At first I was a little apprehensive about seeing this film. People always say don't judge a book by its cover and all that jazz, with movies I still have to break that habit. One of my friends was telling me all about it and desperately wanted me to see it. So off we went to the video store to hire Black Snake Moan.

It all starts off with a clip of the legendary blues man Son House explaining the blues, "Aint but one form of the blues ... Two people supposed to be in love and one or the other deceives the other. ...”. This sets the mood and feel of the whole movie. You know those old blues songs: “You did me wrong, now I feel the need to kill you and write a song about it”; don't get me wrong, I love the blues, but you know what I mean.

So Rae (Christina Ricci) is your typical blond American skanky hick type chick in this movie, with her typical hick type boyfriend, Ronnie (Justin Timberlake). The first scene you see them in, they're in the midst of a heated sex romp in their shitty house. Ronnie is about to leave for the army so they're saying their goodbyes. Off goes the truck taking Rae's boyfriend away from her when she drops to the floor crying. This seemed a little weird to me and my first thought was “Is she having an orgasm?”, it sure looked like it but apparently she wasn't. Then all of a sudden she's pressed against a mirror by a black man bending her over a dresser... wait... what? So she is a skank? But wasn't that her boyfriend? Rae is overwhelmed by this “sickness” which makes her mad for the cock... so she goes around fucking every Tom, Dick and Harry in town.
Right from the get go though she appears to have a bad cough which just seems to keep getting worse, so not only does she have “the cock sickness”, she appears to have some sort of lung infection as well - goes with the whole not looking after herself type feel they're trying to portray I guess.

During a night with her friends she takes some pills and ends up playing football in her underwear and no bra, as you do... and ends up fucking another random dude. Once they're all leaving she drops to the floor and her boyfriend's friend comes along and takes her home. This is where it all starts to get a little stranger: he stops the car in the middle of nowhere and tries to get it on with her too, she turns him down (shock horror) and he beats her until she passes out. He then does what any good male hick would do, he opens the truck door and pushes her out onto the road, half naked, and drives away.

SMELLY BUM CASH
^^ I'm just going off to kill people over oil, baby. Don't you go cryin'!


This is where the good old Lazarus (Samuel L. Jackson) comes along and finds the poor soul on the side of the road. In this role, Samuel L is a country town God loving man, whose wife has just cheated on him and left him for his brother, so naturally he's angry. He takes it upon himself to fix the poor lass up.

Lazarus takes Rae home and feeds her medicine to clear the cough. After speaking to the black man she had previously been pressed against a mirror by, Lazarus finds out about the girls “sickness” along with her name. He believes that it was God's will for Rae to cross his path and it's his fate to set her right. After a few almost hallucination type sleep walking episodes where Lazarus has to chase Rae around outside, you see him going through his shed and finding some chain.


After a few days of her being in and out of consciousness she wakes up. Lazarus tries to stop her from getting up too fast and wants to explain, but Rae only wants to be out of there. Once she gets up she realises she has a massive chain and padlock around her waist attached to a rusty old radiator and completely flips out. This is my favourite part: she goes flying out the front door in her underwear and barely there T-shirt and gets a few feet out the door when the chain reaches its maximum length and she goes up into the air and is pulled back to the ground by this mass chain! Ha ha! I laughed so hard when she fell flat on her arse! She refuses to come back inside to Lazarus is left with no choice but to pull her back in by the chain; so you see him inside, chain around his hands hauling her skinny arse back inside. She fights with all her strength, holding onto the porch poles, even pushing against the door frame with her feet until she gives up.

SCREAMING

A strange relationship develops between them, nothing sexual, even though she does try her best a few times. They talk about morals, relationships, God and the blues as he tries to cure her of her 'wickedness'.

There is a great southern feel to this movie, and if you like all that blues music Samuel L gives you a great treat. He plays guitar and even sings in this movie. I have been told he learned guitar especially for this role and he does it pretty well too. Samuel L I think you're in the wrong business dude! In one scene he's singing to Rae about his wife and how she aborted his child, this is apparently 'The Black Snake Moan'. It's storming outside which makes for a great feel and Rae starts having one of her hallucination type episodes again, grabs onto Lazarus’s leg and asks him to keep singing.

Damn extra long belt catching on things!. ^^
We later find out that these episodes and this 'sickness' of Rae’s was caused by a rape or something similar, perhaps her mother's boyfriend or something. Once Lazarus releases Rae of her oversized chain they decide to go to town. Rae goes into the convenience store where her estranged mother works and confronts her about the raping boyfriend and why she didn't intervene. After throwing nasty words to each other her mother leaves her with a chilling line which sends Rae mad, she picks up the closest thing to her which happens to be a broom stick or something similar and smacks her mother right in the face. This brutal attack in broad daylight draws the attention of everyone around, once Lazarus noticed people standing around the store he goes to check it out for himself.

After calming the situation a little he picks Rae up and takes her home once again, they talk about what happened and he decides they need to get out of the house for some good old fashion blues. He pulls out his old guitar and off they go.

During their night of blues and dancing you see Rae's boyfriend's head peeking through a window, he does not look impressed with Rae's close dancing with the locals; especially after what he had just heard from his friend who earlier beat her up and left her for dead.

Ronnie follows them back to Lazarus’s place and confronts them in a rather irrational manner, resulting in harsh words at gunpoint. This is where the usual Samuel L speech comes into play, what movie with him as a character would be complete without it?

So after all that Lazarus comes to his conclusion of how to fix Rae's sickness. Without completely ruining it lets just say that Rae and Ronnie being as fucked up as each other works out really well and it all ends with yet another chain around Rae’s waist.

^^ That's it my dear, you gotta get niiice and close to my
crotch to hear the power of the ol' blues train a'comin!


If you haven't seen this movie then I suggest you do, if you're into the whole quirky charm then this is perfect. It's not every day I find a movie that I actually enjoy as much as this one.

3.5 OUT OF 5 JAGER-BABIES.
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