I know it's not my place to be judge an existence long tradition of following the flock,
but why the fuck does it have to be so acceptable and so "normal" to be a fucking sheep?
I realise the fear of not being accepted or not being like or being alone is strong and
all to realistic but what is the point of being you, one individual person, if you choose
to blend into a majority group of people doing the same thing for absolutely not fucking
reason.
Who chooses the trends? Who starts the hype? Surely it all starts with ONE person somewhere.
Is it simply that this person wanted to be unique and started something that the rest of
the mainstream world HAD to copy?
Sometimes I want to go up to someone decked out in all the latest 80s fashions (which seem
to be all the rage again) and ask - WHY are you wearing that? Do you KNOW why it's the
latest trend? Do you KNOW why it suddenly looks great again? Bets are on that this person
has no idea, because they are a clueless goddamn fuckwit.
I'm going to stem over into cinema for a second. The movie Twilight seems to have captured
alot of success upon it's release. I'm aware of it being a book and this is why the movie
probably had a large group of fans to start with, but I also believe it's hype. All you
hear is "this movie is all the go right now!" and "the young cast are the hottest people
in film right now". Are they? Shit, I don't remember finding either of the two main stars
attractive. But I guess because I'm being TOLD they are, I should simply submit my pattern
of thought to the rejection pile and process what I'm being told to do, you know, like
reprogramming a computer or something!
So then the film garners mainstream appeal via all the young tweens, teens and even some
adult females (there is no way adult males are seeing this film unless they want to tear
it apart VIA a review like yours truly or they are an EMO). Speaking of emos, why is it
that emos are the punchline of modern culture, but when a fancy shmancy emo love story
based on a modern take of vampires is released it's all the fucking rage? It's a typical
example of the empty headedness that is the "popularity contest" we would be lead to
believe from birth that life is all about. *does stupid teeny bopper voice* Twilight is
"TAHTAHHLY THA SHAHZ!" (totally the shiz hehe). So you're telling me a movie that goes
for over TWO hours and is coupled into a "romance/horror" genre is REALLY TOTALLY THE
SHIZ!? Well if you've told me and somebody told you, I'm convinced, sign me up! BOOOO!
A friend of mine was telling me she went with her friends to see it (after much protest)
simply because her friends were so excited about it and were telling her about "how hot"
the main male lead in it is. Well my friend was half convinced that if her friends were
so willing to sit in a shitty seat for two hours just to check out this lad's appearance
then this guy really must be a sight for sore eyes! Her shock discovery was that in
actual fact the leading man of Twilight (Robert Pattinson) had a weird shaped head, a
stupid face in general and was really NOT all that hot. It was simply the fact that her
friends paid attention to the hype trail and the mainstream gossip on stupid films like
these and she didn't. Hence, they were brainwashed, she wasn't.
^^ In the words of an individual: "What a stupid looking cunt!"
In the words of Paris Hilton and her leigion of slut-alikes: "That's hot!"
It's the same with the Harry Potter films. They're fucking kids movies and out of nowhere
it was this huge thing to have read Harry Potter books and to have the seen the films!
These are fucking 2 hour long kids films about fucking students in a fucking magic
school! Come ON people! I understand the kids checking it out and obviously parents
would have to watch it if they have real little youngens but how the hell did this
series manage to gain such mass mainstream appeal with ages abound!? If I came up to you
right now with a book that was called "Billy Sticks & the Darkened Mage" you would simply
scoff at it and say "I don't want this". I would then explain that it's about a little
boy with a hearing aid (to replace glasses) that goes to a school of magic with his
friends and stumbles into a series of mis-adventures! You would then hit me with the
book because you think it sounds stupid. But if I changed the cover of the book to a Harry
Potter cover but explained the story with that exact same line you would most probably
want to check it out! See - brain washing! woo! Oh by the way, I'm not referring to YOU,
the reader, literally. When I say you, it's an example! hehe
What's unfortunate as well is these people have no idea hwo much they know NOTHING about
fucking ANYTHING! They've spent their whole lives keeping in front with trends that
they have absolutely NO knowledge of anything that happens beyond or around that world.
Believing that their plastic brand label world is in some way the only or the superior
version of reality when in fact it ISN'T a reality. These people are such shallow empty
minded cunts who fail to see outside of the box labeled "MY SMALL INSIGNIFICANT LIFE" that
they don't even realise when they've now started wearing a trend that is simply taken
right out an emo film like Twilight or was something that emos wore a month ago. Through all
the insults they yell out and all the pampering they do to themselves they truly are thinking
NOTHING.
A list of tips for trendy fuckwits attempting to exit their pointless little worlds:
1. Somebody wearing a metal tshirt is not always an emo, if you can't tell the different shut
your huge fucking mouth or I'll fucking staple it shut.
2. Don't enter a debate into the genesis of the fashion you're wearing if you don't actually
know because odds are - you're wrong, eg. "Hey - why are you wearing a denim jacket, they
went out in the 80s!". Bimbo replies in high pitched shrilling annoying dumb bitch voice,
"denim jackets weren't the 80s!". NO, AND NEITHER WERE VHS TAPES AND FUCKING ROLLERSKATES!
*headbutt*
3. Please, please, please just have some fucking thought about what clothing you're about to
buy. It's extremely distasteful to verbally assault someone about how shit they look in their
clothes only to be wearing the same thing 6 months later when the "always in front" fashion
trends have finally caught onto it.
4. To the insignificant little whores who passed me the other day at the Para Hills shops and
just felt the need to utter "ew" (ew - he's like TAHTAHHLY GAHT A BAHRD! (totally got a beard))
for being inside the vicinity of 1 metre from me. I realise YOU may THINK you're an object of
desire and that you saying such things would put me down. Maybe make me think "oh wow, if they
don't like me, I guess I'm ugly". but here's a news flash-
****** MOST PEOPLE AROUND YOU WHO AREN'T YOUR FRIENDS HAVE BRAINS *********
Which means I am quite capable of not only not giving a fuck about what you think, but also
capable of diagnosing what rotten little bitches you are. You will never learn this and hopefully
you do not come to my site (ech - the dirt's not coming off) so I'm sure you'll remain
ignorant for the rest of your shallow existence but you are in fact NOT desirable for your
fucking whorish clothes or your skanky make-up. People with brains see right through your smug
jail bait faces and know - these are ugly specimens of human. You only attract your ugly kind
and only your ugly kind want you. You will not amount to anything. You will lead the usual life
any other trend follower leads which mostly consists of being popular in school, fucking your
highschool sweetheart, having a baby and LOSING EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT WAS SO IMPORTANT the
day school ends. Well fuck me, it must be awesome to be the 563509839812866024th person who
has done that. I hope you enjoyed ages 13 to 18 - THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SWEET! Now I'm going to
enjoy THE REST OF MY LIFE having an open view of the world that you seem quite uncapable of.
Ah wells, no loss to you. You're a fucking ignoramus anyway.
Fuck that went off track - hate's a mean bitch.
I feel sorry for the emos and the goths. Now that Twilight has brought so much attention to
the mainstream world we are going to see fashion designers bringing out the more "goth" look
because that's "sooo hot" right now. Which means once again these cunts are going to come in
and sponge away any identity these poor bastards had to resort to. Then when they go crawl under
another rock the stone throwers can laugh at THAT rock, until it's popular. Jesus, it's a vicious
fucking cycle and it needs to end!
Not to mention the slow bleeding of emo music that's coming onto the pop scene. Once again
assisted by movies like Twilight. What gives these trendy pricks the fucking right to listen
to this music. They spend their whole lives being shallow assholes and then think they have the right
to come along and take this sad emotional people away from people who not only need this music
but LIVE it. Just because every now and then the popular cheerleader at school gets a little bit
sad because Jake fucking Linebacker wants to pork her and he doesn't understand her needs. FUCK
YOU - you have no needs - you're not human!
Click on the link to view an example of the trend stupidity this world mass produces on a daily basis. "Goth is so in right now!" AURGH!
http://www.shoptilyoudrop.com.au/vampires_in_hollywood.htm
It irritates and frustrates me to eventual baldness that the people who gobble up the
trends and are quite happy to be told what to like or what to wear do not even notice
their own behaviour. Sure, what the fuck do I know about fashion, I wear clothes out of
comfort. If I'm not going somewhere formal my clothing preference is ripped sleave flannel
shirts or singlets with shorts. Oh shit, I'm so upset that I have made a CONSCIOUS choice
to wear clothes our of comfort instead of buying ridiculously expensive clothes that were
being laughed at TEN YEARS AGO - WHEN THEY WERE OUT OF FASHION! Take a look in the mirror
you stupid fucking people! Be yourself! Don't mock me for having a sense of what I like,
celebrate the fact that I know what I like. You refuse to listen, you're ignorance is only
exceeded by your vanity, you don't fucking know me, you don't fucking know anything and the
funniest part is, you never fucking will.
It aches to be convicted by ones own observational habits.
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