So - you're well and truly over the age of 21 years. You've been working full time for many years now. You've avoided jail, death, illness and Celine Dion music. You take a moment to actually stop and think about your life when suddenly it smacks you in the face like a horse's dick (??)...

YOU'VE BEEN SCAMMED.

Looping and overlapping through your mind comes the scripted words of teachers from what seemed like eons of pitiful and pointless education:

DO THE RIGHT THING

CRIME DOESN'T PAY

OBEY THE LAW

PAY YOUR TAXES

STUDY HARD

GET A GOOD JOB

GET YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE

SUPPORT THE SYSTEM

YADDA FUCKING YADDA FUCKING YADDAAAAAAAAAAA!

The problem is those fundamentals of a co-operative "civilised society" are bullshit! Crime DOES pay (if you're interested in short term gain that is hehe), you pay your taxes for absolutely NO reason, you study hard and then continue your job as a nightfiller at fucking COLES while sitting on a degree and you support the system only for it to bend you over and fuck your anus red raw while it cackles like a rich Texan oil tycoon with his guns firing into the sky as he violates your body!

Honestly, think about it. Are you really happy that you're going to spend your entire adult life working all day, 5-6 days a week, so you can line the pockets of a bunch of fat, greedy, consciousless, gluttonous, foul excuse for a human being, politician/executive? In terms of government - your taxes are not being spent in the areas they should be. Why is it, when a budget needs to be tightened, the first decision is to sack people?! When we all know the head honchos are being paid far too fucking much. They don't pay for living expenses, they don't really work all that fucking hard and when they end their services they get a whopping huge payout. So why the fuck should they be paid all that much annually, anyway? It's amazing how they completely overlooked taking a little pay cut themselves. If you round up all those fat pigs and slice off 5% of all their salaries - you would have an amount equal to or greater than that of what you would gain from sacking people whose lives will be completely ruined from this lack of employment.

The whole point of Government has completely lost focus. It no longer seems to be about looking out for and taking care of the people at all. It simply seems to be about corruption, greed, laziness, false promises, projections of productivity and absolute fucking ignorance. Every time you try to make money, they want a piece. You invest in property, they want a piece. You start up a business, the GOVERMENT WANTS TO WET THEIR FUCKING BEAK! So we bend over, take the dick and pay them. But what for? When was the last time you gained something from our precious, loving government? *scratches head* Why... I can't even get satisfying police assistance anymore!

Which leads me to my next point. You know how you work every day and because the roads are a complete fucking neglected pile of shit you may be caught speeding or running a red light AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE on your way to and from work? Well the government wants to fine you and punish you by taking away demerit points! Naughty - you went through a red light at the very last minute! Naughty - you did 5kph over the speed limit! Of course, the penalty is MONEY! Money which you never see again in way shape or form. Not even via road infrastructure upgrades or more advanced prevention than a fucking speed camera sneakily set up in a bin. If you get caught too many times going to your job a bit too fast you will be further penalised with MORE MONEY and probably lose your license.

But guess what? If you're Sudanese you can bash a man within an inch of his life and be let off. If you're a chick and you drink drive because there's no public transport in your SUBURB you'll be fine! If you're a real piece of shit who has caused death by dangerous driving you may well be let off on a 36 month good behaviour bond/suspended sentence! WOOHOO! Let's start killing people because in comparison to each the individual's situation - you will get more fucked regularly by the system for living your life according to that very same system!

The council of Norwood/Payneham should all go fucking hang themselves. In my local work area of Norwood (South Australia) the situation of workers finding an all day carpark could be compared to the last 10 seagulls in the world fighting over a fucking chip Mad Max just fed them! Norwood is predominantly a retail/industry sector mixed within residential housing. The street my work sits on would be at least 75% business! So tell me, why does the council insist on filling this area with 2 hour limit carparks? Shit, I don't suppose it's got anything to do with BLATANT REVENUE RAISING?! Yet, every now and then there's a 3 car stretch of no limit parks. What kind of fucking consistency is that?? There isn't any. So these council pieces of shit roll around in their mud caked sty, squealing and fucking each other. They feed out of the troth and continue to rake in the money from people who are just trying to fucking make a living. Yet... what happens to the money paid in carparking fines?! Here's an idea - use the revenue to build a local discount carpark for workers to use. Show the people of Payneham/Norwood that you actually give a fuck by providing them with something of real substance! No? Bad idea? Oh I see... there's no money to be made in that is there. How fucking obvious is the greed becoming?!

You pay your hard earned money to pigs who do nothing whatsoever to deserve it. You pay your hard earned money to ignorant cunts who are happy to see you live in misery as long as they are rich. You spend 3/4 of your life working for nothing! We may as well be fucking zombified, having sold our souls to the devil of the daily grind!

Oh and before any smart fuckwits come forward and proclaim in a nasally, always correct tone, "Well actually, you work to put food on the table - blah, blah, blah - mpphf, mmmphf!" (muffled voice due to foot in mouth) - let me state that we wouldn't have to work half as hard were it not for greedy pricks in the government taxing the shit out of bare neccessities! What right do they have to tax these things? They don't - they're just greedy and nobody is going to stop them. Ahhh... all hail the system!

So... become a productive member of the "system", you say? Well, if this is a fucking system... I embrace chaos.

*Turns away from an explosion and walks off into the sunset* hehehe.