Hey guess what people!? Just when you thought things in the world couldn't get ANY MORE annoying - some smart people have invented a new piece of digital technology that will further take away the parents responsibility of bringing up their child the right way! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! If my dick was a USB connection I would fuck the shit out of this little gem invention's USB socket like a black man fucks a white chick's mouth at blacksonblondes.com! I'm assuming it has a USB port...? COME ON! E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G has USB now! On my home PC my USB connections have their own USB connections! Oh it doesn't? Nope, just the initial annoyance of letting another generation of piss weak parents seep further down the ladder of piss weak parenting.
I was reading this news article about the device they call the "GPS Child Locator" or the "num8". I have no fucking idea why it has two names. Stupid things for stupid people I guess. Nevertheless - this is the ALMIGHTY child locator which is a wristwatch the child wears. A wristwatch you say? Surely a parent lacking such skills as to keep account of where their wolven are would have a hard time making their demon spawn wear this device right? Apparently... they wont. On top of that, if the disobeying little asshole takes it off when they're on their own a text message gets sent to the parent. It has a 3 metre locating span too, so once the child exceeds the 3 metre limit, the watch texts the parent too! So now useless fucking parents can not only ignore their child, but they can ALSO ignore the text messages they receive because they are too busy staring into a fucking pokie machine or staring into a freezer door with a blank look on their face wondering IF THEY SHOULD BUY THE CHOCOLATE OR THE FUCKING VANILLA ICE CREAM!
Awesome! Now because you refuse to confront your inadequate parenting abilities I have to put up with your little bastard creation staring at me, stumbling in my path of direction, shitting on the shop floors (happened when I worked for BILO at Munno Para - is anybody else not shocked it happened at that store location?), screaming and just generally being a little demon child. Great! Because you're too fucking lazy, YOUR problem has now become MY problem. At least we know you'll be happier in your ignorant little world. Now you have another reason to pull out that expensive fucking phone you can’t afford to keep or run, so you can check and then IGNORE the text messages the stupid watch on the child is sending you.
*breathes and drinks some water*
^^ A TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF THE OPPRESSED SINGLE MOTHER *violins play*
Well here's a little bit of assistance (in the form of advice, not money or technological "solutions") for parents out there who can't do something as easy as noticing if their offspring has wandered 3 metres away from them. PULL YOUR FUCKING HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DO WHAT PARENTS FOR GENERATIONS HAVE DONE, SACRIFICE YOURSELF! If you have the most ennoble conscience and refuse to sacrifice yourself for this child until it is of legal adult age, you are not a FIT parent. You are a dead beat. Fuck - sometimes the little kiddies charm me too. But I know I'm a useless twit who couldn't find a brown dildo in a gay bar and I realise having a child right now would be the cruelest thing I could ever do to a human being.
So here we are... wading in a big pond of our own scum. Problem is the scum is multiplying with less and less clean pond water. Why is the scum multiplying? Because the wrong people are having children for the wrong reasons! Making them fend for themselves, growing up with far too much independence at a young age and forever warping their fragile fucking minds into thinking that they, at 12, are now a fucking adult! Now these warped individuals come into the world as an adult believing they can do whatever the fuck they want. They then have children because they choose not to work and want the baby cash and we can see the pattern. Each generation becomes more morally diluted than the next because they've never known what it's like to not be a lousy bitch.
A good parent finds a neutral balance between sacrifice and discipline. Don't give a child candy because you want it to shut up. Don't become so detached from your child's cries that you're HAPPY when it wanders off. Don't let your child sit in his or her room watching TV becoming emotionally shut off so you can relax more because kids will always needs direction, discussion and advice! Do not be smoking cigarettes, weed or crack (or whatever the fuck you people smoke) around your child. I realise you probably had the child or children to fund some type of drug addiction, but just have some common decency. Finally, NEVER have a child for the sake of money, because if you do you are worse than a piece of shit. You are the half digested piece of corn in a piece of shit! You are creating a life for financial gain knowing full well you will not be there to support that life in becoming all its potential. You piece of shitty corn!
But too many people are doing the opposite. So, broken homes and sad people are multiplying. Children turn to each other as friends at a younger age because there’s no one else. This develops pack mentality and crime goes up. It’s a big downhill snowball and each fucking flake that contributes to it is not confronted.
I say no more excuses for parents who can't parent right. If you're child is found (at a very young age) doing two or more crimes, you lose the child and you go to prison for child neglect. If you have enough money for smokes but not enough money to properly house and clothe your child, you immediately go to prison for child neglect. No more fucking child welfare. Let's replace it with a simple system of food credit on a card or something. Where only specific items are available via this card and it doesn't involve booze, smokes or gambling. This evades the whole problem with people selling food stamps for cash that equals a bit less than the value of the stamp because it's a once off card that cannot be traded, like a credit card. It's all very fucking simple to me but it seems governments and other types are simply happy to sweep this under the rug and then cast out against multimedia entertainment, art and other fun things (which is the only fucking form of escape the average person has left nowadays) as forms of child influence turning them all into rabid beasts. I'm sick of having all my options and choices banned because half-wit parents can't do it within their own home for their OWN FUCKING CHILDREN!
Well I'm sorry, but if movies make your kid a killer, you're kid was already fucked in the head and it's most probably because of you! Maybe while you've been so busy campaigning against computer games and movies you could've taken 1 hour to sit with child number 2 and ask them what they were thinking and feeling about their now convicted brother or sister. Guiding and assisting them through life instead of being so fucking wrapped up in your own life that the overbearing emotional burdens your child has endured from loneliness and loss of direction has truly scarred their mind.
Your 2 year old child is obese because you keep FEEDING IT SHIT. It doesn't need to avoid junk food ads. "Wonka Vision" is not a real fucking invention; no child can reach into their TV and grab the junk food out of the screen you fucking idiots. I realize the agonizing pain of your child's whining. I have to put up with it every time you come to my local grocery store when I'm there. But for fucks sake, don't bribe them to shut up with shit food. I also don't give a fuck what any of you say, if you're child (ages 1 - 8) is obese, you're feeding it too much shit. Either that or it's some type of medical condition. But mostly - you're just a lazy cunt who chooses to bribe your preservative and additive addicted child nothing but shit so it will just keep quiet.
I'm over child locators, I'm over banning junk food, I'm over banned video games and I'm over excuses for bad parenting. Let's start focusing on the foundation before we reinforce the beams.
For all of you who are thinking right now, "What would you know, you're not a parent!". All I can say is you are right; I'm not a parent - because I know I'm not fucking ready to be one. Are you?
**Also - don't bitch at me about using too many stereotypes, eg. Weed smoking parents who only had a child to claim the money. You trying working at BILO Munno Para where every family you serve has 5 - 7 kids and the parents smell like weed and tell me it isn't happening somewhere in the majority you bumhead!
You'll have to excuse me, my mummy's phone locator has just gone off which means I'm in for a bottom smacking!
Happy new year and all that.
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