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OMFG!
WHY AREN'T YOU NORMAL!?
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THE BLUDGEONER
THE BLUDGEONER
Share February 24th, 2010


Read an interesting bit of "health journalism" titled PENIS SIZE: WHAT'S NORMAL and just had to make a little comment.

THIS IS WHAT'S NORMAL!! DON'T YOU WANT TO BE NORMAL!? NOW YOU CAN FEEL SAFE AND REASSURED IN KNOWING THAT YOU'RE NORMAL! BEING NORMAL IS THE KEY TO LIFE! YAY FOR NORMALITY! LET'S ALL BLINK IN UNITED RHYTHM BECAUSE WE'RE SO EXCITED OVER OUR NORMALITY!

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! *tears clothes off*...

I WANT TO BE AS POSSIBLY NORMAL AS BEING NORMAL ALLOWS ME TO BEEEEE!

Next week - BREAST SIZES: WHAT'S NORMAL?

Well, I'll tell you what normal is... OVERRATED and FUCKING BORING.

PS. Before anyone can start with the *puts on little piss ant voice* "Oh, what's the matter Bludge? Didn't size up?" fuckwit comments... I'll get all the following out of the way...

*breathes in deeply*

Do I have a tiny penis? Yes.

Do I wank it often? Yes.

Does this make me a deviant? Yes.

Do I care that this makes me a deviant? No.

Do I last long enough in bed just to satisfy my own needs? Yes.

Did I lie earlier and my penis is actually huge? Yes.


There are 4 comments
Josh – South Australia
February 25, 2010 - 01:52
Subject:

"Normal" is in the eye of the beholder. Anyway, as far as that article goes, I guess as long as your dick isn't something ridiculous like two inches, you've got nothing to worry about. And it is true... knowing how to use it is 95% of the battle won.

"Normal." What a horrible word.

Reply to Josh
Bludge
February 25, 2010 - 12:03
Subject:

You're right man, normal is a horrible word.

Half the rant's point is why everything needs to be classified on a level of "normal". A dick's a dick. It's a elongated lump of muscle and the variation of DNA is endless... so why start suggesting any part of the human body could be "normal".

Yet again we have a situation where the media knows they can manipulate minds to make some fucking cash. Greed is destroying the world. Countless insecure people being targeted and made to feel "different" - which a larger portion of the world's population seems to fear - just so money can be made.

Tetrion
February 24, 2010 - 02:54
Subject: What a load of steaming fly shit.

What a crock. Actually, that's a non-article, piece of journalistic fluff and tripe that clogs up the Internet, only serving to instill insecurities and angst among those shallow yet feeble minded mush-heads.

A pox on that and the bullshit this person excretes. The truth of the matter is women more often than not prefer girth over length. Something that's missing from this garbage. Plus, the majority of women can't handle anything over 8 inches. Even if your lucky enough to have those extra two inches, your fairly limited on what you can do with it, before it becomes painful. Finally, most guys don't even know what to do with their tools anyway, and think that jackhammering away is sufficient. Ask most blokes where a chick's G spot is, and more often than not they will thinks it's a place on their own dicks.

That being said, I'm perfectly happy with my sufficient equipment.

Reply to Tetrion
Bludge
February 24, 2010 - 13:43
Subject: Re: What a load of steaming fly shit.

haha fantastic fucking comment. What would a guy do without his loyal readers and their sharp, unrelenting cynicism!

Well... let's face it... if a guy knows how to use his tongue - you've got it in the bag.

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