Read an interesting bit of "health journalism" titled PENIS SIZE: WHAT'S NORMAL and just had to make a little comment.

THIS IS WHAT'S NORMAL!! DON'T YOU WANT TO BE NORMAL!? NOW YOU CAN FEEL SAFE AND REASSURED IN KNOWING THAT YOU'RE NORMAL! BEING NORMAL IS THE KEY TO LIFE! YAY FOR NORMALITY! LET'S ALL BLINK IN UNITED RHYTHM BECAUSE WE'RE SO EXCITED OVER OUR NORMALITY!

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! *tears clothes off*...

I WANT TO BE AS POSSIBLY NORMAL AS BEING NORMAL ALLOWS ME TO BEEEEE!

Next week - BREAST SIZES: WHAT'S NORMAL?

Well, I'll tell you what normal is... OVERRATED and FUCKING BORING.

PS. Before anyone can start with the *puts on little piss ant voice* "Oh, what's the matter Bludge? Didn't size up?" fuckwit comments... I'll get all the following out of the way...

*breathes in deeply*

Do I have a tiny penis? Yes.

Do I wank it often? Yes.

Does this make me a deviant? Yes.

Do I care that this makes me a deviant? No.

Do I last long enough in bed just to satisfy my own needs? Yes.

Did I lie earlier and my penis is actually huge? Yes.