I WONDER WHY THEY LEFT ME?
*decorates divorce cake*
OH, BECAUSE I'M UTTERLY BITTER. |
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I received a typical female bullshit email the other day. It was a "hilarious" collection of photos showing different "divorce" cakes. I've gone
and posted them on this rant right here:
 
 
 
 
Now that you've stopped rofling at the hilarity (sarcasm) let's get serious.
Why the fuck are all these cakes hating men in terms of divorce? Well I know why - because only an angry female would be bitchy and immature enough
to have a "divorce" party with this type of cake, thus they're projecting the female vision. But I'd like to put forward four words-
MEN ARE NOT EVIL.
Men suffer just as much in the instance of divorce and I'm going to show you a few numbers I got from the website
Dads In Distress and then we can truly see how much some divorced women out there are totally heartless bitches.
The numbers:
In Australia each day-
77 fathers separate from their child's mother.
71 of these 77 fathers will not be living with their children five years later.
52 of these 77 fathers are denied the amount of contact with their children that they desire.
On average, at least one separated man suicides every day.
In Australia today-
There are 558,000 non-custodial fathers who are denied as much contact with their children as they would like.
Unemployment rate amongst separated fathers is roughly triple the national average.
About 1,000,000 children do not live with both parents. Both parents care for only 2.6% of these children.
300,000 children see their father less than once a year.
Latest Suicide Statistics published show that In 2004 sadly 1661 MALES and 437 Females suicided in this country.
Every ten minutes a marriage is dissolved in the Family Law Courts.
For every female suicide there are four male suicides.
Hey but fuck, they're just men who probably deserved it right? Women don't cheat on their partners, right? Fuck no, that's not right. Look here
and here for
just a couple of sample's of information on how much it could just as easily be a woman in the wrong (THAT'S RIGHT - A WOMAN :O *gasp*).
Incase you decided not to follow the links - here's the figures suggested by both links:
Recent studies reveal that 45-55% of married women and 50-60% of married men engage in extramarital sex at some time or another during their relationship.
Shit... 5 percent? That's not a big gap is it ladies?
It showed younger women under 35 cheat almost as much as men.
The researchers discovered big changes in relatively new marriages. With people aged under 35, about 20 per cent of men and 15 per cent of women admitted to having been unfaithful over their lifetime.
The 2006 figures were up from about 15 per cent and 12 per cent respectively on earlier years.
Internet pornography had been shown to have an effect on sexual attitudes, along with studies indicating modern women's culture and shows such as Sex and the City have liberalised women's attitudes to sex.
American Dalma Heyn, the author of two books on marriage, notes on her website that studies even 16 years ago showed that women were having affairs as often as men. Ms. Heyn says, "We remain in deep denial. Our belief that women are somehow innately, characterologically monogamous goes far deeper than we know,".
Damn... no wonder 50-60% of married women can't stop fucking around, they're all stressed from being so fucking perfect!
I'm not proclaiming that men are perfect, nor do I believe that men are never to blame for the break down of a relationship, believe me, I know. But I'm also saying, this divorce party shit and the cake always celebrating the women being a cunt to a man is simply childish bullshit. If the woman is bitter enough to do this, well maybe she should take a look at herself and ask herself again, "I wonder why he left me?". This applies to men also because it's about personality, not gender. Male or female, we're all fuckwits.
To quote "The Mourning Bride" by William Congreve:
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned / Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."
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