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THE SWINE ARE PROTECTING THE SWINE FROM THE SWINE!
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THE BLUDGEONER
THE BLUDGEONER
July 20th, 2009



READER DISCRETION NOTE: IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY RACISM, UNSYMPATHETIC VIEWS ON INDIGENOUS WELFARE OR ARE GENERALLY EASILY OFFENDED - WELL FIRSTLY, STOP COMING TO THIS SITE AND SECONDLY - DO NOT READ ON. **But let's face it, if you're going to be offended or not, now you just HAVE TO read on!

Man, Australia, as a civilised "society", are so lucky to have a government such as ours looking after us. "Why do you open this latest, fantastic rant with this line, Bludgeoner?", I hear you ask. I'm saying this because our government has been nice enough to offer FREE swine flu vaccinations for all Aboriginal / Torres Strait Islanders and all pregnant women. Which means all of those people, in the minority that they are, are completely trouble free from the ravenous biological terrorist that is THE SWINE FLU.

What this also means is that everyone else, in the majority that they are, can pretty much go get fucked and PAY THROUGH THE ASS FOR IT!

Once again this is a fantastically hair brained scheme by the Government. The Government (Labor or Liberal) reminds me of Homer Simpson and his whacky adventures or Shane Warne and his crazy antics. Their plans are always based on good intentions, I guess, except for 60 percent of their plans, which are based on making money. Yet they continually pin themselves down to the asshole section of the authorities cork board by discriminating, hoarding, profiteering or just generally being fuck faces.

Here we have free vaccinations for Aboriginal & Torres Strait Islanders, the LEAST productive members of our society (yes that's a generalisation, fuck you, I'm a 28 year old male and I could die of swine flu before the month is out - so I have a right to generalise) and here we are ASSISTING them!? Why the fuck do these cretins deserve free vaccinations? Is it because they drink so much their fucking immune systems are totally deceased? Is it because they don't work and have no money to pay for vaccinations? Well here's a fucking idea - STOP DRINKING AND GO GET A FUCKING JOB YOU DEAD CARBON BASED FLESH BLOBS OF SOCIAL CANCER!



I realise it projects a pretty little picture to all the fairies & tree huggers of the world when the government gives a fucking Abbo (YES - ABBO) something for free (as if all the other benefits they get just because our European ancestors invaded "their" country over a century ago aren't enough), but for fucks sake, why must other more deserved people be excluded!? I have worked and paid my taxes for every year of my life since I left school. shit, Bob fucking Davinci (note - Bob Davinci is not a real person - for all you Forrest Gump's out there who might have thought he was real) from down the road has probably worked and paid his taxes for the last 60 years, since he was fucking 10 (or so the ramblings of old people go - "when I was your age I used to work 5 hours after school for 2 shillings" *ending with a whistling noise*), but here he is getting no life saving Swine Flu vaccination for free. Why does this man who has given his entire life to supporting a system receive nothing but neglect in a time of medical crisis?

Five Abbo generalisations proving they don't deserve free vaccinations:

1.) Most of them live bare foot out on the streets, parks or cemetaries (yes, the resting place of the fucking dead - probably pissing on your ancestors graves while singing some undecipherable "dream time" melody).

2.) While spending these nights bare foot out in the cold they will drink copious amounts of alcohol, smoke their lungs into the resemblance of a grey Sun-dried tomato and sniff a fuck load of a precious resource we use to power our "automobiles" to get high and destroy their brains.

3.) This specific group/race of people make up a large percentage of the unemployed and there are no signs of improvement. I realise that link shows other problems and sure our Government could be doing more to assist them. But fucking hell, I didn't need government assistance to get off my ass and do something. I'm sick of the fucking excuses - it's THEIR life! THEY should do something about it!

4.) Crime and imprisonment rates also run higher within this particular group of people.

5.) They already receive a great number of various financial and support assistances just for being the race they are.


"WAAAHHH! I'm WHITE! My European ancestors were killed in some kind of war heaps of fucking years ago at some point, I'm sure! GIVE ME MONEY! FIND ME A JOB! DO EVERYTHING FOR ME WHILE I SIT AROUND COLLECTING BILLS, GETTING MESSED UP AND CLICKING STICKS TOGETHER!"

I don't mind that the pregnant women are getting the vaccinations for free. They're carrying a future generation inside them and being healthy during this time is fundamental. I still think it's wrong that other people are simply told "you don't get it for free. You're not special enough.", but at least this is a deserved and necessary support to ensure the health of Australia’s women and it's future children.

Just like the Government's support for abused women and children, someone is still neglected. We all pays our taxes (oh, except for half the people getting the free Swine Flu vaccinations - hmmm...), so why can't we all benefit from this fucking putrid system?

You know what, I'm not even worried about an Aboriginal reading this fucking rant and getting offended, because I know they either don't know what the Internet is, don't have the Internet at "home" and if they did, they wouldn't know how to fucking read anyway. Sure, it's the Government's fault – "they need better education programs, they need even more assistance, we need to all go hug some fucking trees, blah, blah, blah…!" Life is about taking responsibility, if we keep shovelling assistance in their mouths they're just going to keep shoving shit back into ours. Eww... Abbo shit! Do you want that to continue!?

Now excuse me, I have some dying of Swine Flu to do. Thanks Rudd, you p0o head! You can expect my next tax payment to be in the form of a cheque, caked in coughed up Swine Flu infected lung blood - ooh! "IH-SHAMOWNAH!"

READER RESPONSE:
NOTE: The Bludge has not edited this reader response in any way. It was decided to post it at the end of this rant to show that some people out there may realise that, although I clearly have racist views, this particular view is justified with very apparent every day social injustice. Cheers Ms. X! ;)

"It's about the most blatantly racist thing I've ever read but it's something that you know everybody is probably thinking but are just too chicken shit to say...(well...that is it's probably what the ones who are intelligent enough to think of societal issues are thinking, and not just the racist bogans who hate abbos/any other race simply for looking or sounding different).

I totally agree with everything you said, it is unfair that the aborginals and TSI's get the vaccination for free just because of something that happened to their ancestors like hundreds of years ago! Yeah we've apologised for what happened (a totally ridiculous and unnecessary thing in my opinion), given you substantial benefits for this, government housing in prime fucking spots around the city -- I don't know if you know it but for e.g Redfern in Sydney... right next to Central. A beautiful piece of land they have turned into squalor and a place no sane person would go without a police escort, would cost you and I a fortune to live there but yet they live there for next to nothing. How is it fair that hardworking people like my parents cannot afford to live somewhere like that, even though we are by no means poor....and after working their assess off their whole lives they have finally managed to pay off a nice house in a shithole area, yet the aborigines who do not work and in fact go out of their way to be a stain on our society are GIVEN a place to live like that?!?!?! Seriously, the injustice is just mind boggling. It's making me feel angry just writing this hahaha."


Well said - and I for one am pretty fucking fed up of working my ass off for a system that only seems to affect me when it's neglecting me.

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