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...diary entry of a lonely pre-Star Wars George Lucas, coked up to his balls in a denim suit, written at a roller disco full of women who have rejected him...
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THE BLUDGEONER
THE BLUDGEONER
July 6th, 2009



Dudes, aliens are TOTALLY real and guess WHAT? They're lizard people, except they can transform into the appearance of a human! They run the world and are the ones to blame for evil inventions such as Conan O'Briens hair and feminism!

But seriously, there are some people who have the belief that aliens are lizard people and walk amongst us right now. They have apparently done so for years.


^^ Who knows? Lizard People may even be serving you YOUR FOOD!


Here is a confession of an abduction by somebody who has their name edited from the following link:

I have been a victim of alien (demons?) abduction since 1992. I would describe my attackers as being humanoid in appearance, but at the same time having reptilian characteristics, tall, very dark, almost black and very evil looking.

The attacks are horrendous. During each attack I am sexually assaulted in many perverse and sadistic ways. My attackers also feed on me. By feed, I mean they actually consume my life force (spiritual energy). They are life force vampires (spiritual vampires). I cannot overly stress the importance of that. They also take biological fluid from me that they later consume.

They use an advanced form of mind control technology on me in an attempt to turn me into some evil, sick, and depraved individual. They also have tried to make me commit suicide. Once, I was under the control of their mind control devices. It felt as if my mind was not my own. It also felt as if my mind was totally wide open. I remember one of the aliens kneeling next to me saying over and over, “You will kill yourself.” They have used the same technique in an effort to make me mutilate myself. They have done so much more to me.

I am in constant pain. Most of the time I feel extremely lethargic. I experience constant severe headaches accompanied with occasional nosebleeds. I have pain around my spleen, liver, kidneys, and heart area. The heart area is the area that the demons feed on the most.

The aliens claim that they have placed a “symbiont” (evil etheric entity?) inside of me. I have to constantly fight off negative (evil) thoughts and compulsions. I never had the negative thoughts and compulsions before I was first attacked by the demons. I know that they are responsible.

There is much that I want to tell you about the aliens. For example they arrive here in inter-dimensional ships. They have been coming here for thousands of years. They have ways to assume human form that allows them to move around freely in human society. The aliens also have two different hybrid programs. Both hybrids programs produce hybrids that look perfectly human. The hybrids produced from one of the programs are produced for the purpose of infiltrating all aspects of human society. They are given very advanced technological devices and paranormal abilities. Some of them are being placed in positions of power and influence. Based on their covert actions, they can only be described as sociopaths.

I know that the aliens and their sociopathic hybrids use astral projection, bi-location, teleportation, and materialization as a means to gain access to their victims. They also have ways to create dreamscapes in which the victim’s analytical capacities are shut down. The aliens then create bizarre illusions. Since the victim’s analytical capacities are effectively shut down the victim has no idea that what he or she is experiencing are illusions. I am enclosing an article that was written by James Bartley so that you can get an idea of what takes place during dreamscape manipulation.

I have managed to obtain audio recordings of demonic attacks that were directed at me. I must tell you now that I have no memory of most of the events that are on the audio-cassette (the aliens have ways to erase the memory of a demonic attack). Some of the audio content is very negative (an attack by sociopathic demonic hybrids in human form). There is also a section on the audio-cassette that has the recorded sounds of what only can be described as radio frequency sounds. In his article Bartley mentions something similar. I am also enclosing a copy of an Internet post from a young man (another victim of demonic attack) who lives in Croatia. In his post he described hearing radio waves that are very similar to what is recorded on the audio-cassette.

I also have recordings in which a magnetic pickup coil was used. The magnetic pick up coil was connected to a micro-cassette recorder’s microphone input. If I am correct, only sounds of alternating magnetic fields (as opposed to electrical fields) of electromagnetic (EM) emissions can be recorded when using this particular recording technique. As a result I have managed to obtain the recorded sounds of alternating magnetic fields emitted by devices the aliens use during abductions. I am willing to provide you with a copy (in the form of an audio-cassette) of the original EM recordings.

I also have a damaged electromagnet that I once used in an effort to protect myself. The demons damaged it with some kind of heat beam. I am willing to submit the electromagnet for examination.

If it were possible, would you please direct me to someone who may be able to help me?

Respectfully yours

CRACKPOT ASSHOLE


Incase you were unaware, I did indeed add that name in as this is clearly this person's name. Do you know why I know this person's name is Crackpot Asshole? Because who else other than a Crackpot Asshole would go to the lengths of utilising a "magnetic pickup coil" or even knowing what a "magnetic pickup coil" is? Any normal people (not in some type of hyper scientific field of work) know what astral projection, bi-location, teleportation or materialisation really is? As in, if you saw it or experienced it, would you know what the fuck it is? No, you wouldn't, because you're not a crackpot asshole sitting around obsessing over this shit day in and day out.


^^ Even the LIZARD PEOPLE think this person is a crackpot asshole!


"Oh the aliens are coming to get me. The aliens are feeding off of me. My energy is precious to the aliens!" It's all about fucking you isn't C. Asshole!? Maybe aliens have better fucking things to do, especially if they're lizard people able to take human form, than feed off your stinky fucking energetic heart. Maybe the humanoid lizard people have other fucking things to do like go lie on a fucking rock on a hot day to warm their cold blood or just hang out and play the latest fucking arcade game at the mall, in human form. Why would they want to waste their time raping and probing and objectifying the same weird ass yokel every fucking week when they know full well what you're about and they know you're not to be fucked with because you have "magnetic pickup coils" and "micro-cassettes" to catch them at their game.

Your whole story, Crackpot, reads like a diary entry of a lonely pre-Star Wars George Lucas, coked up to his balls, in a denim suit, written at a roller disco full of women have rejected him, in the fucking 80s.

"YEAH AND THE FUCKING ALIENS, HOLY FUCK MAN, THEY WERE FUCKING BADASS! THEY HAVE FUCKING, MIND CONTROL! MIND FUCKING CONTROL MAN - ALL THE WAY! THEY WERE... THEY... THEY WERE JUST FUCKING CRAZY LIZARD PEOPLE WHO COULD ALSO LOOK LIKE HUMANS BUT THEY WEREN'T HUMANS. YKNOW? YKNOW? BUT I FUCKING... I FUCKING TRIED TO SHOW THEM... THEY WONT TAKE ME ALIVE. NOMORE RAPINGS FOR ME MAN. FUCK THAT, MY TUNNEL IS A ONE WAY STREET AND IT ESPECIALLY DON'T CHANGE FOR NO FUCKING LIZARD TRAIN! I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING, BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIKE, FUCKING... YKNOW... FUCKING MIND WIPING POWERS... BUT I STILL REMEMBER THAT THE FUCKING ALIENS AND THEIR SOCIOPATHIC HYBRIDS USE ASTRAL PROJECTION, BI-FUCKING-LOCATION, TELEPORTATION AND MUTHA FUCKING MATERIALIZATION AS A MEANS TO GAIN ACCESS TO THEIR VICTIMS, MAN! FUCK, THIS SHIT IS PURE. *slicks hair back*"

Nice work, Crackpot, was their REALLY radio frequencies recorded on the tape recording of your abduction? Is that because you were taping FUCKING RADIO FREQUENCIES!?

Yes, let me see your damaged fucking electro magnet you used to protect yourself you silly fuck. Should I already assume it will be some type of broken toaster with some fucking pipe cleaner blu-tac'd to the side of it? Was this demonic heat beam you were talking about in fact the effects of leaving your fucking microwave open before turning it on? Asshole! *headbutt* Exactly how much paint DID you lick off the walls before each "abduction"?

The fact is lonely people who are desperate for attention are the only poons sitting around coming up with this shit? Why doesn't this asshole put that writing to good use and publish a fucking sci-fi book for fucks sake!? Don't sit around writing shit nobody reads online... like me... *looks down at crotch in misery and wishes for a bigger... yknow*.

For more Crackpot Asshole magic - please read up on Sir David Icke.

"Pahtooie!" - I bite my thumb at you and your bullshit abduction story!

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