The CEO puts the lotion on it's skin...
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The Pussycat Dolls have got it all wrong. When I grow up I don't want to be any of the things they want to be. When I grow up I want to be a tradesman or a CEO.
*Note: Bludgey is well aware he is already grown up, but deep down inside he is still just a little boy.*
*Double Note: Let's not resort to small penis jokes after that, please. I'm bigger than all you mo' fo's.*
I want to be either a tradesman or a CEO because they both get to make their own rules and get paid a lot of fucking money to do
fuck all and take their time doing it. Well, okay, maybe a tradesman does a lot of work, but they still get to make their own damn
rules!
More specifically, I'm targeting CEOs and their willingness to suck a company dry of reputation, services and money.
Let's refer to the latest drama stemming from the financial crisis, the sacking of 21,000 employees at General Motors.
21,000
Look at that figure. 21,000 people go home tonight to tell their partner and families that there wont be any money for a while. 21,000
wake up depressed, feeling like a failure for working their fucking ass off for ONE company for the last two decades and having nothing
to show for it. 21,000 people wake up for the first time in years to look for work in a jobless market (jobless for even multi-skilled
qualified people, not to mention someone who has used one skill at one company most their working life). Finally, 21,000 people who
may potentially face selling their homes to scale down, becoming homeless or fucking killing themselves (that shit happens).
The dark future of 21,000 people should be on GM CEO, Richard Wagoner Jr's, fucking conscience. But you know what, they wont be on his
conscience. You know why? Because he's too busy eating his fucking roast lamb with mint sauce and fucking his expensive whores behind his
wife's back and wiping his fucking ass with 1000 dollar notes to care about other people. His soul is made of green ink printed paper and
his reality exists amongst only the pigs of society and not in reality amongst the hard workers of a leeched system. They all live in their
lodges at the top of the most beautiful hills, so high up in fact, that they've given up on using telescopes to observe the commoners
struggling at street level.
GM has been in trouble for a while now (well done Wagoner) and as the financial crisis started to bite harder, they turned to the
government for a bailout sum of 14 billion dollars. Wagoner and his band of cronies rocked up to the bailout meeting in private jets
and expensive gas guzzling cars. They also had no real plans for what to do with the handout, all they knew was they WANTED MONEY because,
well hell, they deserve it. They're going out of business damn it and even though any other business going under would simply have to suck
it up and move on, GM refuse to do such a thing. Even if they're own failures and greed are the only reason they're going under. Wagoner
seems to think their current issue is their product line - READ HERE FOR WAGONER'S TESTIMONY TO THE US HOUSE OF
REPRESENTATIVES FINANCIAL SERVICES COMMITTEE - begging with all his might for more money and pleading the case of how good GM has been
to the US people. No Wagoner, the product line is not your problem. Your problem is your greed has over ridden your sense of decency and
you seem to think "the commoners" are that fucking thick that you can shit on the ground, call it cake and tell them they're luck to have
received even THAT. It'll be your downfall and unless you fuck off GM will be gone.
Wagoner drove (was chauffeured) in a hybrid car to the second bailout meeting with the government. This was apparently meant to be a
big move in saying, we're really not greedy, see we're TRYING!? If this is meant to prove to people that he's not a greedy money
snorting bitch, then I'm not impressed and I'd say most people are not impressed. In the first meeting they rocked up in private jets
and gas guzzlers without a fucking clue what they would do without the government handout (although rest assured the CEOs were well
aware of their slice of this 14 billion dollar pie). Hey, simply rocking up a few times in an enviro-friendly car aint gonna fucking
redeem your years of gluttonous money devouring greed. At least the Ford CEO said he was willing to reduce his annual salary to $1 (not
1 million - 1 DOLLAR0 & sell several corporate jets. Now that DOES impress me, even if just a bit.
The fact is General Motors's CEO, Richard Wagoner Jr. has failed in his duties as CEO, if they need to sack over TWENTY THOUSAND
employees. That's a fucking gigantic and tragic number of people without a job in one blow. How can we justify paying one clearly
fucking useless man 2.2 million a year and 3.5 million in incentives, when he can't even fucking run the company!? Since he has been
in charge of GM their shares have dropped and sales are almost non-existent. This man is a pig and he doesn't care because at any time
he can retire and received his 20 million dollar retirement package. Of the 14.2 billion dollars they received in the US government
bailout Wagoner received $14,415,914 in "compensation" for himself. This was appointed by the CEO, wait a minute, HE'S the CEO! Ho
ho ho, Wagoner - you are the living end! So basically Wagoner has taken a small percentage (which still equals out to a large fucking
sum of money) of a taxpayer funded handout, to line his pockets, on top of his already abundant wealth. Does this sound like a man who
TRULY cares about the future of this company, it's employees and it's shareholders? NO! Why should he care, he's fucking set for life!
Maybe the fucking morons should re-consider when paying these people large salaries and setting them up for life with ridiculous retirement
packages that humans are generally greedy. If you're set for life after working for a company for ONE year, then there's less need to
really care is there? Set the salaries low and make them earn their retirement packages.
There is only one way to end this current financial crisis and that is to bring CEOs back down to reality. How is it legal for these people
to be paid such ludicrous amounts of money. Money they don't even NEED. When thousands of people are being sacked in one blow? Constantly
we see big name CEOs enter companies, be rewarded for cutting costs (which generally means firing lots of employees, reducing services
and generally fucking the companies reputation in the anus) and then jump ship when it all falls apart. Swimming away in the ocean of
freedom with sacks full of retirement money. Sol Trujilio, soon-to-be ex-CEO of Telstra anyone?
They're not worth the money, they don't earn the money and they certainly don't fucking need it. SO WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY GETTING IT!?
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