THE WORLD
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So, here it is. The bite of the global economic crisis. It's finally becoming a serious reality on Australian shores.
Ah yes, the global economic crisis - what a crisis indeed! This is truly the evil work of Michael Myers! Qantas have apparently done all they can do to fight it, before sacking over 1000 employees. Apparently every penny was pinched and the
bottom of every barrel was scraped but they just couldn't push forward any longer without sacking a large portion of their loyal hard-
working employees.
Naturally I find this to be an injustice and wish to put forward my years of experience in drinking and being a lay about.
How is firing over 1000 people an answer? Have Qantas REALLY done enough? Surely they could pull together every executive earning over
a million dollars (which is a fucking ridiculous amount of money unless you've become far too used to the idea of being a rich pig) a year
and pinch 5% of their annual income. So let's say they have 5 executives earning that much (although I'm sure it's alot more) and they
take 5% off, that's like $250,000 extra for that year! To make it fair they could take 5% off of EVERYONES wage! Sure, that sounds shit. But
I'll put it this way. No job - or pay cut? I know what I would choose. So let's say all the "commoner workers" (hehe) take a cut from
$36,000 to $34,000 a year. Well multiply, say, 30,000 employees by $2,000 - yep - that's $60,000,000 people! I do believe that in 2008
Qantas did have a little over 30,000 employees. I don't know what it's at right now, but that's still a huge amount of money!
So here we are crapping on about the almighty and unholy GLOBAL ECONOMIC CRISIS! Well what the fuck you silly cunts, this isn't an act of
nature. Money is fucking man made with intent for trading and purchasing. Why the fuck can't we fix this problem? GREED. Why are there still
people getting these huge figure salaries when the world is facing a financial plummet. It's talked about more than Global fucking Warming
which is a REAL problem. That's something we may not be able to fix and one day it will be the END of us all. Money wont mean a fucking thing!
The fucking Global Economic Crisis is a fucking joke because too many fat rich cunts are too scared to lose their billions of dollars
because they have no idea what it's like to be a simple millionaire anymore. It's insane. The world is such a pathetic goddamn virus of a joke.
The Global Economic Crisis stems from one thing - GREED. Supermarkets, oil companies, banks and all those other fucking cancers need to loosen
the leash and let people breathe because they are going too fucking far. I know, I know - the shareholders! WE MUST APPEASE THEM! Not the
hard working employees who break their backs for us! Hey, they only risk their health every day to make our fucking company produce the
services we provide to EARN money. But these shareholders provide us with FAST MONEY - YUMMMMMMMMMM!
Money means too much. It's gone too far. We need to reverse things and get down to what really matters which is living a life worth living.
Naturally, the fat cats know their lives are sweet and they're too scared to let go of an ounce of their wealth so that the people below
them, you and I (the ones they've completely forgotten about), can all go just one day without sweating or worrying if we'll ever own a house
in our lifetime.
Isn't it funny how when you look through all the political bullshit, when you simplify what those special finance type folk (the ones who
always announce we are heading to a recession and are also paid alot of fucking money by the way) say, it's all just bullshit and at no point
do those real issues get addressed.
Global Economic Crisis - pffft - who cares, it's no giant pray mantis attacking the city.
*smokes more crack* Ahhh... good old crack. At least I can still afford you. *scratches arm*
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