McDonalds.
FUCKING YOU FOR OVER
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Guess what kids!?
Ronald McDonald is a greedy fucking asshole!
Remember his amazing plan to charge more in the poorer areas of our great country? Yeah, that's right, charging more to the people who can
least afford it, but will stay pay for it because guess what? They're too busy working their fucking asses off in a minimum wage job to
afford their shitty houses to come home and cook dinner so they HAVE to buy this shit for dinner.
Bludge note: I am not defending the actions of these lazy people. I, for one, refuse to eat McDonalds and have never relied heavily on
take away food. I much prefer to cook my own meals because I like to know what's in the food I eat and I can rest assured whoever isn't
touching my food doesn't scratch their ass before preparing it for service. But, the fact is, at some point or another a family deserves
a night off to treat themselves and these people are eventually going to be ripped off.
Anyways, Ronald McDonalds financial raping of the hard working parents and their families aside, they have now taken atrocious business
ethics to a new level. Clearly, with all this extra money they're charging innocent families, they can now afford-
DESIGNER UNIFORMS
That's right people! While you walk in there wearing the best you can afford, the 12 year old Australian kids and 20 year old Indian
adults who serve you at the counter will in fact be wearing DESIGNER clothes. How's that!? Now you really feel low don't you?
So there goes any SHRED of doubt that McDonalds are greedy. Here I was thinking perhaps they NEEDED to make more profit in this time of
financial hardship, which is why they overcharged in certain poorer areas. When all they were doing was being greedy fucking slobs!
Designer, Bruce Oldfield, who is apparently I high class, world famous designer (why the fuck would I know for sure??) has designed the
new uniforms and below is a picture of him with his clothing whore minions.
Kinda looks like an evil leader and his minions huh?
Also, if I wanna be served food by a chick wearing a stupid fucking scarf I'll catch a
fucking plane alright? I mean seriously, look at that fucker up there on the left wearing a fucking suit! It's MCDONALDS YOU FUCKS!
Congratulations McDonalds - your consistent efforts at winning the awards for being the biggest bunch of cunts in the world are amazing!
Previous (and future) winners - Qantas, Telstra, Coles, Woolworths, Kentucky Fried Chicken, most Governments and most banks :)
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