JEFF PAUL x JEFF PAUL
= SATAN.
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I've decided to write rants from time to time on the Internet criminals of this modern era. Well not criminals
in the traditional sense. These people don't have the balls to be a traditional criminal, just scumbags who
prey on the weak, poor and desperate.
So I'm going to concentrate on criminal number 1 for this rant-
Jeff Paul!
(GOTHIC ORGANS PLAY)
Jeff Paul has websites - Jeff Paul's Shortcut to Millions and
Jeff Paul's Success Stories. Going to the first website is like entering the gates of hell as you are overwhelmed
by colours, fake white teeth smiles, exclamation marks, buy now logos and lots of happy faces. Why I don't believe there is
a single photo or video of anyone in an office place, warehouse or any other grim location of workplace procedures and dutiful tasks.
They're all at country clubs, by the side of some luxurious pool and just really fucking thrilled with life. On top of that,
everybody is appropriately attractive. Do you know what this means? POOR PEOPLE ARE UGLY! You don't want to be poor do you? WELL QUICKLY
ACT NOW - BUY THESE CDS AND DVDS OF MR. PAUL TELLING YOU HOW TO MAKE MILLIONS BY SITTING AT HOME IN YOUR UNDERWEAR. That's literally
his selling point - you can make millions by sitting at home in your underwear - whether this is your preference of leisure while
you make money is up to you. Jeff Paul can't tell you how to do EVERYTHING right? WRONG - JEFF PAUL IS SATAN! You will follow his COMMAND!
Oh, guess what? You'll be so surprised by this. TO APPLY IT'S A TOLL FREE PHONE CALL! Are you surprised? I knew it. In huge writing it
also states that there is a 30 day FREE TRIAL. This in prediction of Jeff Paul's money making system being a total sham and whatever
fool who has applied STILL having no money and not being able to pay the US $40 a month cost of this money making system anyway.
Let's look at some of Jeff Paul's client success stories:
"My favorite Short Cut that I've used recently that Jeff taught me; I was on a cruise with my wife. We were on that cruise, automatically
we had one of the short cuts work for us. And during a 7 day span we brought in $432, 000. And during most of that I was actually on a
cruise ship cruising to Belize, Panama and Costa Rica so I wasn't even there watching, working, doing anything. I was just on vacation
with my wife."
Shawn C.
So... "Shawn C." - what did you actually DO to make this money while on holiday? So you're telling me Jeff Paul's shortcut, your favourite,
was that you and your wife go on a holiday and after 7 days you make $432,000!? Holy shit. Why didn't I do this in the first place. Can
I assume if you had enough money for a 7 day cruise that you also have enough money to inject enough money into any old project and
make millions in the first place? Or should I assume this is simply a bullshit reference from a non-existent "Shawn C."? I don't know
WHAT to assume. I just know the client reference is so vague - I can ONLY assume... whatever!
"I already have a successful business. Jeff Paul's 'type' of marketing has increased the effectiveness of my direct marketing
dramatically. Everything is worth 10 times what I've paid for it!"
Al W., Schuamburg, Il.
Wow - "Al W." is form Illinois. If this guy lives somewhere I have no choice but to believe his words. So you're saying Jeff Paul's
type of marketing is THAT good you're making all this money. I think you're right, why if I type in Jeff Paul on google at least
20 links appear all relating to one of the biggest Internet scams ever. Jeff Paul really does know how to get his name out there.
"I've always dreamed and wanted to become a millionaire, but I never knew how to get there. It was the illusive dream. With Jeff's
Shortcuts System, that allowed me the confidence and the ability to implement the tools that he's given me to actually make that a
reality to become a millionaire."
Run R.
Hey I've always dreamed and wanted to become a millionaire (like every other fucking person in the world) but don't know how to get
there either! Maybe I should get the the mysterious Jeff Paul Shortcuts System, implement the "tools" that this "system" will give me
and then my dreams will become reality too? I was nearly sold on this one, then I realised this person was forced to write this
quote at gun point and signed their name "Run" as a code to tell anyone reading it to run far away from this scam. hehe
"After seeing the PPS program in action all I can say is- IF YOU DO IT, IT WILL WORK; IF YOU DON'T, IT WON'T! Thankfully we're among
the 5-10% that are doing it!"
Neil S.- FL
Hey Neil, thanks for giving us that 5-10% statistic of people who are using the Jeff Paul money making system. How did you find out this
statistic? Or... wait a minute... Jeff... is this you? Ho ho you hotdog!
Okay I think we get the point. Fuck loads of people are becoming millionaires every day all thanks to that blessed man, Jeff Paul. Only
a man with two first names could be so beautiful. Now let's analyse some Jeff Paul client quotes from other, non-Jeff Paul created,
websites.
My father got roped into this product and he gave them my phone number because he is old, blind and confused.
I spoke with an agent and he was attempting to qualify me and wanted to know how much we would be able to come up with. He asked my name,
my wifes name and what we did for a living and what credit card limits we had and at what percent! He has my father thinking about putting
up 5k and that is all he has to his name. Total Scam. I will be speaking with them tomorrow to get my fathers $50 back and get this system
out of my fathers hands.
- Steven
Well I have received my package yesterday and let me tell you, SCAM. the CDs look like something out of cereal
box. very poorly created. Well after I read all of your stories. I immediately cancelled my [] credit card and I closed my savings and
checking accounts with the bank. I tried to cancel my membership online and you cant. So that tells me right there. THIS IS A SCAM. I
called to cancel my membership and the recording told me that my membership would be cancelled. but to be safe. I took the time to cancel
my credit card and close all my [] accounts. The information that they sent me was absolutely WORTHLESS! I thank you all for sharin your
story to help me open my eyes. god bless you all and the best of luck in settle these issues.
- Topeka
"This is one big SCAM! I've tried it and it's useless. The customer service people don't help. The websites
are not custom made. Trust me, this is a huge scam and I've lost over $13,000! Where can I report this guy and take him to court to get
my money back? Is anyone out there that's an attorney that can do CLASS ACTION LAWSUITS? Sign me up!"
- Quentin
After I received the information and all the phone calls from his group, I realize just what a mess this was ...Just to get money from
people and then bill them over and over for nothing....I did not order a thing after the first initial information...They sold my name
to all the same type of scams that they advertise. I refuse to sit back and let these conartists bilk people...
- Joye Payton
Years ago I actually purchased a product from Jeff Paul and I can tell you it was not worth the paper it was printed
on..Anyone who has been working online and building a business knows that it is not as easy as he claims. It's unfortunate that he is
making a fortune off of unsuspecting people that honestly want to work from home and believe in his rubbish.
-Ronda S
Hey, I got to admitt, I fell for it, I ordered the stupid Jeff Paul crap. and when i received it, my laptop was broken, so i forgot it,
than they started calling me last night, telling me they're gonna recruit me on an elite team to received advice from Jeff Pauls closest
advisors, if i score high on the phone meeting. The questions were rated 1-10, 10 being most committed to finanacial independence, or
such vaugh questions, that you'll have to answer all 10 unless your not confident in yourself. Than you get passed on to a senior person
for a 2nd interview, thats when he allready had my credit card number, and telling me I would need to "invest" 900-1500$ so my business
can best succeed. That was my wake up. So i told him i'll call him back and never did. I hope everyone takes the time to read all these
comments, i wish I read them before purchasing this Waste of time scam. F*** Jeff Paul.
- Lunatic
I realise these comments may be just as vague in identity but remember, the Jeff Paul site quotes were pre-coded text, as part of the
webpage design. These quotes I've copied and pasted from a user interactive comments forum. Also, They specifically detail what the problems
were and how much of a scam it was.
In another website I've found a guy who was writing about his dealings with the Jeff Paul people. He asked if I give you 15k what is my
site going to look like and he was told to look at THIS LINK. Now if you're at this site I'm sure
some of those "marketing tools" are looking familiar. They're fucking FREE to use Amazon Affiliate links. Just like I have at the bottom of
my reviews and on my main page. I make next to nothing out of them and simply have them there as some type of SMALL extra income because,
well why the fuck not? I don't push anyone to click on them and I certainly don't expect people to. So basically you're paying Jeff Paul
whatever money they feel you should, to use THEIR Amazon Affiliates account, to make fuck all. It's an insane scam and I urge you to
head to this site for even further details:
Jeff Paul Internet Millions Scam
Jeff Paul is SUCH a good marketer - he advertises his services on late night / early morning infomercials! McDonalds marketing chiefs should
have their fucking eye on this guy, they could hire him. Oh but I forgot, Jeff Paul doesn't need a job because Jeff Paul sits around his
home in his underwear making millions. I bet you Jeff Paul is one of those fuckwits who says everything about himself in a third person.
Cinema Employee- "Do you want ice in your coke?"
Jeff Paul- "JEFF PAUL DOESN'T LIKE ICE IN HIS COKE!"
Zookeeper- "Do you want to see me feed the penguins?"
Jeff Paul- "JEFF PAUL HATES PENGUINS!"
Gay Hooker- "Do you want my penis in your mouth or your anus?"
Jeff Paul- "JEFF PAUL LOVES IT ALWAYS IN THE ANUS!"
I'll leave you with a photo of Jeff Paul's amazing money making kit.
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