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Next time I'm in Europe (for example, the FIRST time I go there) I'm going to fly with Ryanair airlines. I'm going to sit down, buckle up,
endure the ear shredding take off as I'll most probably be in the back few rows and then I'll relax once the flight irons out. Then I'm
going to get so relaxed that I will in fact defecate and piss allover my seat and the seats surrounding me, and that's BEFORE Ryanair start
charging for the use of their on flight toilets.
Yes, I understand you being shocked and offended. They're CHARGING for use of toilets. Oh, you were offended by the releasing of bodily waste
fluids and solids in public on a plane? Well don't blame me, blame Ryanair for CHARGING HUMAN BEINGS FOR NEEDING TO EXCRETE FAECEL MATTER AND
URINARY WASTE!
At what point is corporate crime going to be stopped. We all talk of oppression and evil leaders such as Hitler, Saddam, anybody who has ever
been in control of Somalia and Bill Gates, but isn't there some type of oppression happening every day? We are basically told to shut the fuck
up and pay by all big corporations now, simply because... WE HAVE TO. Whether it be paying high prices for beautiful petrolium, food at the supermarkets (who
are quite possibly the biggest fucking criminals to grace this planet by over-charging us insane prices for food that we NEED to eat), the
crazy prices for going to the cinema and mother fucking Foxtel, but that's another story. Now we have
some fucking assholes telling us that we have to pay for the right just to rid of our waste.
This is not only corporate crime in the extreme but it is also a stripping of human rights and decency. To sit there, be told that you MUST
follow the system, do the right thing, "crime doesn't pay", pay your fucking taxes and then have the powers that have told you this not even
defend your right to take a piss for free, well what kind of fucking display of "doing the right thing" is that to the entire world. Organisations
like the ACCC and other consumer watchdogs no longer seem to have any inlfuence, power or say in the world.
What fucking hope is there left when nobody with the power to do anything to help the common man will even try to stir the pot or stand against the
billion dollar a year tax providing assholes, just because they're scared of losing revenue. It's a cold future and the realisation of every man for
himself is becoming far too apparent. Where will it end, will somebody ever help, are we all destined to eventual poverty and will I ever stop rambling
about this kind of shit?
So yeah, Ryanair, I'm still going to use your airline, but don't expect me to use your toilets, I'll simply do my business on your seats. Then I'll
return it to your flight attendant telling him/her I'm not enjoying the food and I bet they wont even notice the difference.
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