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Time to prod, pry and pick at the news headlines for the week. Yes, what a pleasure to
explore yet another week of the madness, insanity and all too realistic social decline
of the world.
(Thebludgeoner.com would like to thank news.ninemsn.com.au for not only entertaining
it's webmaster with it's fear mongering and fictional pieces, but also for keeping us
filled in with a plentiful supply of crazy news throughout the world for we simple
folk to analyse.)
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Youths jailed over toilet sex attacks:
"Four youths who subjected a 13-year-old girl to a series of degrading sex acts in public toilets have
wept in a Sydney court as they were each sentenced to at least a year in prison."
Awwww... what's the matter boys? Scared about how much you're going to get forced to do
sex acts on other strange boys while you're locked up? Hmmmm... oh hey, what was it you
said to your victim when you practically raped her... Oh yes, that's right-
"just smile like you're enjoying it"
So come on, fucking chin up ey, just smile like you're enjoying it. You know why, because
you'll get no fucking sympathy from me, hopefully LIMITED sympathy from your parents (although
I wouldn't be surprised if they're angry for your imprisonment, going by their completely
defficient parenting abilities to raise a fucking wretched spawn like yourself) and more
hopefully, NO sympathy from the world.
What the fuck is going on when children are being so sexually active so young? Shit man,
when I was 14 I was playing SEGA and loving it. I didn't care about vaginas and getting my
dick wet. Hmmmm... I'm pretty sure I liked boobs but I wouldn't force a chick to show them
to me. I wouldn't even try to pay her. What an incredible stripping of innocence and decency
children have endured in the last 5 - 10 years.
Junk food and swearing? Why the fuck are we banning that for children access. Let's remove
these softcore porno video clips from morning television so children don't become so sexually
charged, desiring something they don't understand, before they even know the moral ethics of
invading another individuals private boundaries to fulfill such "urges". I don't see how
the powers that be do not realise the power of the visual imagery in these film clips instead
forever targeting things like video games which a.) kids do NOT idolise or "want to be", b.)
increase hand eye co-ordination and potential interest in IT, graphic design and programming
industries and c.) completely seperate themselves from reality by being a fucking VIDEO GAME.
These film clips not only teach little girls that "their idols" or "cool guys" will want to
accept and hang out with them if they dress and act like sluts, but it also teaches young boys
that being a womanising creep will set you up as well set up as they are. It's so fucking
simple it hurts my brain to see these clips still on morning TV!
You wanna stop sexually active adolescents sexually attacking each other? Get these fucking
videos off the air. Shit, one of my favourite bands, Cannibal Corpse, normally just show the
band standing there playing their music, but you wouldn't get that shit put on TV. *spits on
the ground*
CEO's $1m pay rise 'obscene':
"Executives at Pacific Brands gave themselves pay rises of up to 170 per cent as they planned
to sack more than 1800 workers, the company's annual report reveals."
Before we go any further it should be noted that Sue Morphet, the newly appointed CEO of Pacific
Brands, was receiving a $600,000 salary and only received a pay rise due to a promotion within
the company from some other bullshit position that was highly overpaid to the CEO position which
is now ridiculously overpaid at 1.5 million. This is supposedly a fair drop from the previous CEO's
salary. Apparently this is supposed to be a defense. But I still don't think it justifies a damn
thing. When you're sacking 1800 loyal workers and paying ONE person 600,000 bucks, well paying them
"less than the previous CEO" at 1.5 million still isn't going to look like a fair deal is it?
Could somebody fucking kill people like this already? How is it legal for these people to be
getting paid such large sums when the rest of the world is economically dying and I can't even
afford my fucking $45 singing lessons for another week!? (Yes, that's right, The Bludgeoner is
NOT perfect at everything and DOES need singing lessons hehe) Why doesn't someone do something
about this? Why are we paying some fuckheads a percentage of our wage that we EARNED in full
so that they can turn a blind eye and not help out the little people, especially when it comes
to corporate greed.
If you ask me we need a new policy introduced into the UN (IF they had any form of real power)
which states that certain positions within certain companies cannot garner such a huge wage.
A pay rise from over 600,000 to 1.5 million!? That's fucking insane. If a person needs a pay
rise to live comfortably while earning any salary over 200,000 dollars, they are seriously
fucked in the head and should NOT be the CEO of any company. This is probably why they all seem
to be so fucking shit at their jobs and simply sack a whole bunch of hard working, deserved of
wealth employees when they have share price drops.
Sue Morphet's huge mansion is also up for sale at an estimated value of 4 million. See beautiful
photos here.
I guess that 1.5 million just wasn't enough. Hey bitch, maybe you can house some of the people
you sacked to keep them off the street.
I was going to add in a segment to this on the latest Teltra story - but it's a rant on it's
own.
Mc Donald's Raises Prices in Poorer Suburbs:
"McDonald's plans to raise prices on its menu in Australia's poorer suburbs where consumers are
more willing to pay more, according to reports."
Once again, we have a corporate monster slapping any person loyal to it (in this case the
customers) sqaurely in the face and then asking us to say thank you.
I swear there will be Mc Donalds outlets in hell because fucking Satan runs the joint. What
kind of imhumane bastard sat every down at a meeting and said "hey you know how we're making
shit loads of money but we REALLY want to be making FUCK loads of money. Well just when you
though exploiting teenagers and immigrants was going to far, now we're going to exploite our
poorer customers!". The CEO replies, "I don't understand Clemmins!? They're poor foul animals,
nothing like us, why would they pay more?". Clemmins replies, "Because they're working their
asses off so hard for so many just to stay afloat that they have less time & energy to cook
dinner so the convenience is worth any cost to them!". The board rises in an uproar of applause
to which Clemmins cheerfully responds, "now how about some lunch, Mc Donalds anyone?" to which
the whole board and CEO laugh at the ridiculouslness of such a situation. The CEO gargles some
champagne with caviar and swishes it around in his mouth, spits it on a memo titled "CUSTOMER
LOYALTY" and wipes his mouth with a $100 dollar note.
Another corporate crime being ignored. Wow, it's funny, crime actually DOES pay. That's a great
lesson to the impressionable people of the world.
Baby Bonus knocks birth rate out of rut:
"The former treasurer's call for Australian couples to have another child "for the country"
appears to have paid off, with a spike in the birth rate."
AWESOME! I'm super glad that we're all so happy about having more mouthes to give food and water
to! I'm super glad that our ex-governments emphasis was on handing out money to people for having
a child when all we were hearing at the time were GRIM reports of a country that in the NEAR
future could no longer sustain it's current population.
Why the fuck would this be encouraged? I have no idea what the Liberal government was doing in
the last 4 years of their reign. All I know none of it made sense. The baby bonus should be
abolished or at least only be handed upon "reporting" of a.) maternal skills and b.) employment
status of both mother and father. Surely this is not a fucking complicated process?
The last thing we should be doing is giving out 3000 bucks to people for having a child when
our main source of water is nearly tapped, alot of children are already homeless and fucking
hospitals are turning away pregnant women... no, fuck it. When hospitals are turning away
EVERYONE because they can't keep up! This is the most irresponsible action of the Liberal
government ever. Something needs to be done because there are too many people manipulating an
idea intended for assisting hard working mothers & fathers.
Gen X most prone to phone while driving:
"Generation X drivers are more likely to talk on their mobiles when behind the wheel than their
Generation Y counterparts, a new survey has found."
I haven't included a link to this story as it's a total piece of fucking garbage story, but the
ludicrous topic had me at a whim to get ranting.
Who the fuck studies such a statistic and how the fuck do they study it? WHY are they studying it?
Hands up who gives a fuck who talks on the phone while driving more, Gen X or Gen Y. I only care
that dumb fuckfaces out there ARE using their phones while driving. When there could be all this
effort put into study of importance, why do we have statistics on such a stupid topic? Pahtooey!
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Each day films like Plan from Outer Space (directed by late, great Ed Wood) seem to make more
sense as reality warps further and further into a complete oddity. It saddens me, but what the fuck
can ya do but simply reflect and write.
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