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Any regular reader of my babblings will know that I'm not exactly a feminist and not exactly a
chauvenist. I am simply an equalist. Fair's fair if we all sit on the same fence. I like to defend
men sometimes as noone else seems to be doing it and alot of people seem to be defending the women.
Now I don't mind people defending the women as we all deserve our defences, but I believe each
sex has their right to dignity.
Getting to my point - "Nasal Delivery Technology". Does anybody find these ads that PLAGUE us on
the radio, in magazines, on the internet, on gigantic fucking billboards and on TV a little
offensive? I realise I sound like an old bastard by complaining and saying *in feeble voice*
"OHW IM OFFENDED BY THIS!", but I AM seriously offended.
This whole nasal spray shit to make a man fuck longer before he blows his baby batter is a fucking
cop out. Maybe it works - maybe it doesn't. But the way it is marketed is simply tapping into
people's insecurities.
Okay, first it was marketed by saying (in so many words) "Men, you don't WANT TO BE A LOSER do you?
Didn't you know all your life success is measured on how long you can bang a woman for!? If you
can't last a while you're a LOSER!". So men run out and buy the shit. I've heard of stories on
current affair shows where it hasn't worked. Or even stories of where the office SECRETARY gave
them the nasal spray and told them how to use it. Oh, I'm sorry, are you a qualified doctor?
Should I be trusting you, who looks to be less inteligent than me, for advice on how to deliver
some type of medicine to my penis!?
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HERE AND READ NOT ONLY THE ARTICLE BUT THE COMMENTS!**
So obviously after such things, sales went down. So the ads start again from a new angle.
Target the partner - "Hey girls, do you remember the last time you had an orgasm? Not a fake one
to make him feel better. But a REAL toe curler." Now study that qoute (which is almost word for
word) and notice how clever it is. Firstly, "hey girls", yeah this chick on the radio is in
actual fact so close to you as a friend, she comfortably refers to you as just one of the girls.
Before you know it you will be sipping martinis and discussing more sexual topics with the voice
on the radio while you all go out shopping! Secondly, they ask do you remember the last time you had an orgasm. Before you can
even think about it they then go ahead almost insisting that if you're thinking of "the orgasm
you may have just had last night", then you're probably wrong, because it wasn't a "real toe
curler" by saying "not a fake one". Then they ice that cake by saying "to make him feel better".
Which may make some women go "Hey - yeah! I'm sick of faking it FOR HIM! I deserve more!". Shit,
these ads could very well END relationships that had no fucking problem in the first place. Just
because some sleazey cunt mother fucker out there realised it's easy to make big bucks by
psychologically tapping into people's insecurites.
Like maybe I've been doing it wrong for too long - but isn't sex always meant to be a hit & miss
type deal? Isn't it sometimes the most amazing thing ever and sometimes it's like "oh that was
nice". That goes for men AND women. Just because men are garuanteed to ejaculate sometimes we
also have the "toe curler" experience and sometime it's like "Yep, that was definitely semen
that just pumped from seminal glands and exited my body via the urethra".
I'm sure there's plenty of women that are dead roots and do sweet fuck all to make the experience
more pleasurable. But that shit wouldn't get plastered over every advertising medium in the world.
Why? Because it's a sensitive fucking topic. I'm glad that maybe this nasal delivery technology
is working for some people. Fuck I might even look into one day so I can become a porn star, I've
already shaved my balls - I might as well go the whole way. I just think there's a time and place
to have these ads on TV. I hear an ad for it on the radio 6 times a week day. That means when
I'm driving to and from work. That's a total of 1 hour. So technically every 10 minutes one of
these ads is on the radio. That's not including all the other advertising mediums. Should these
ads really be on the radio in the mornings and on the way home, when fucking children can hear them?
I know it's not THAT risque' but it's still a sensitive topic and kids tune into that shit. Nope -
nobody worries because we're too busy banning
JUNK FOOD ads for the children. Why should we have to have this shit shoved in our faces. I
find it degrading, insulting and humiliating as sometimes the ads feel as though they're simply
targeting all men by making their partner's feel as though "well there's always a chance for BETTER
performance" no matter how good it is in the first place.
It's one of the lowest forms of new millenium sleaze and naturally there's nobody doing anything
about it. Why would they - it's only one of the MOST complained about advertisements ever! No,
we have nobody doing anything about it. They're too busy banning computer games that "virtually
depict" violence or sex instead of doing something about things that are happening in reality. I wont
even venture into the grounds of the developing pattern of using a male humans common failures as
a selling point. Despite the fact we often hear about the "pressures of women" because there's pretty
and thin models on the covers of magazines that fucking women read! THEY'RE SUPERMODELS! THAT'S WHY
THEY'RE THIN!! It's fucking bullshit that this would receive so much attention when actual DIRECTED
and TARGETED pressure on male failures is in abundance and it's totally overlooked. Alas, ol' Bludge
is getting carried away, that's another rant.
There's only one form of advertisement that fucking annoys me more - mobile phone advertisements.
The porno, sex, fuck lines, games and ringtone ads. Get rid of all of them. I don't know what
pathetic sad cunts are ordering all these things to give these people money to continue with
the advertising. But to all of you out there doing it - STOP - or I'm going to bite into your
skull!
The world has become so sleazey it sickens me. Now excuse me while I go download some pornography for masturbation purposes.
I'm about ready to nasally deliver a crowbar to the inventor of nasally delivered premature ejaculation meds.
UPDATE 1: Please head to this link - Forensic Shopping - to read a fascinating undercover article about the experience of signing up with AMI.
UPDATE 2: Here's a nice example of how easily these sick AMI fucks get away with things. The following link is documentation explaining how one of the AMI ads was challenged, taken to the "Advertising Standards Bureau and the case was completely dismissed - read it here.
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