NOTE: This rant is not directed at all women - so don't bitch hehe.
I told you I would need to update this rant! Anyway, we have video proof of the lack of talent
women truly possess when they're behind the wheel of a car. They can rant and rave about how
good they are at multi-tasking. But when it comes down to it that is no different to some rev-
head crapping on about how good he can race a car. It's bragging and it's not true. You THINK
you're good at multi-tasking. I fear that you are most probably so busy thinking about this
that you fail to THINK logically when it comes to driving with caution, care or consideration
on our roads.
I promise I am NOT a chauvinist or a woman hater. I just think they get away with alot of
bragging where it is literally considered WRONG to roll your eyes at it. Why? If men bragged
about that sort of shit women wouldn't think twice about rolling their eyes and going "Yeah, yeah, dream on wanker!". I could imagine my mum doing it to my dad right now with such ease. Why is
disagreeing with this EGOTISTICAL feminist bullshit bragging wrong?
WOMAN:
Women are REALLY safe drivers. Haven't you heard it on the insurance ads?
ME:
Point a.) Those insurance ads are trying to fucking sell you something, you idiot. Are
you telling me that when the "Go Duster" is advertised with "WARNING: MAY CAUSE YOU TO ENJOY DUSTING"
you actually go "WOW! I WANT TO ENJOY DUSTING! I HAVE TO BUY ONE!". Point b.) They're simply implying
that in statistics there are less reported female driver accidents. That says nothing. That
doesn't mean that a female driver didn't cause the accident via other people swerving to avoid
her not giving away, cutting in, taking a corner fast or not indicating (I see several women
drivers doing these things on the road EVERY DAY - I bullshit you not - don't make me tape a
fucking video camera to my dashboard). It doesn't mean that those women haven't driven away from
the scene of a crime. It doesn't mean the accident simply wasn't significant enough to contact
your chosen provider of insurance.
WOMAN:
Oh my god, how can you be such a chauvinist!? Stop putting women down!
ME:
Oh I thought I was just stating facts?
WOMAN:
No you're a woman hater. Why don't you just go around hitting women?
ME:
Okay... If... you... SAY SO!
(Headbutts woman)
I present to you
EXHIBIT A:
Now if that doesn't convince you, you're either blind or a feminist! NOTE: If you ARE a feminist this means you are both of the previous suggestions.
There's one thing worse than a woman driver in the right sized car for her driving ability and
that's a woman driver in her partner's huge fucking V8. They have no idea how to drive these
vehicles, they never will and they never should.
PS. To the next cunt (either sex) who sits in the fucking overtaking lane doing 10kmh under the
speed limit only to turn LEFT at the last minute will absolutely receive DEATH from me. You are
a fucking menace. Please do us all a favour and have a car accident so that you develop deep psychological scarring and total doubt in your lack of driving ability, thus keeping you off of the road.
